Subject: Calling Out Mysterio...... Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:08 pm
after the commercials end on Smackdown,Kane is standing in the middle of the ring with a mic in his hand,the arena is covered in a red hue and the crowd is booing at Kane
JR:Now what does that big red creep want?! JBL:I don't want to find out JR,but it must be something evil,knowing that redneck...
Kane then puts his mic to his mask and starts to talk
Rey Mysterio.......... in five days at ECW........ you will feel the pain that i'm suffering.....YOU WILL BURN.....and rest...in peace.....after....a... monstrous....and evil.... chokeslam *laughs evil*
then suddenly the lights go off in the arena and after a few seconds the jumbotron lights up with electric waves
JBL:What the... JR:Can it be...
crowd:What's happening x5
after a minute,the lights go on again and this song starts to play through the Arena's PA System together with its video
on the second the theme hits and the Rock comes out, the crowd goes completely wild and starts chanting 'Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!'x4
JR:BAH GAWD! IT'S THE ROCK! BAH GAWD LAYFIELD! THAT'S THE ROCK!! JBL:holy cow jr,i can see that that's the rock.... no need to yell in my face...
Rock makes his way to the ring and high fives a few fans, then he climbs onto the ring post and does his taunt
-Rock's song fades after 45 seconds-
then the second Rock enters the ring,he gets punched in the face by kane,Rock's dazed for a sec but then the two men start exchanging punches,Kane then quickly gets caught off guard by the Rock and Rock hits his punch combination on Kane,Kane then tries to hit a running clothesline on Rock but gets reversed into the Rock's Spinebuster
JBL:My god... JR:This is a straight out mugging...
Crowd:Haaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Rock puts Kane into position for the Peoples elbow, Rock then looks at both his arms and realises he doesn't have any elbow pads on,so instead of throwing an elbow pad in the crowd,he pulls of his shirt and throws it into the crowd
crowd:Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! x3
Rock then launches himself off the ropes,jumps over Kane, launches off the ropes again does quickly a taunt and.... PEOPLE'S ELBOW!
JBL:My god! JR: BAH GAWD! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!
the crowd goes completely wild the second Rock hits the peoples elbow,but it looks like he isn't done yet because he's doing his taunt that signals for the Rock Bottom to come
JR:Oh no, is he going to... JBL:Yes he is...
The second Kane gets up,Rock grabs him and...... ROCK BOTTOM!
JBL: MY GOD! JR:That's gotta be it for Kane!
Rock then keeps stomping Kane until he rolls out the ring, off mic Rock then says
The Rock says he just brought it big red b!tch!
JBL:My goodness,i didn't think that Rock would be that violent! JR: I know,right?
Rock then asks for a mic and gets it handed to him,he puts it to his lips and starts to talk
The Rock says that he just whooped a big red candy ass!
crowd: rock! rock! rock!
but Finally..... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK! TO ATLANTA GEORGIA!
the crowd gives a huge pop to Rock once again
The millions should know that,the Rock didn't return for them,oh no,the Rock returned for himself because the Rock felt like the Rock should come back to the OWE because the Rock wants to whoop some Candy Asses!
JR:Mah goodness....
The Rock knows that there's many good talent in OWE, but the Rock also recognizes a bit lesser talent! Let the Rock take for example,Randy Orton,R Truth,and Evan Bourne!
JBL:That's Rock alright,talking smack and stuff...
The Rock likes to compare those three jabronis to one of the Rock's favorite cartoon shows,The Rock likes to describe them to Cheech 'n Chong for some very obvious reason!
crowd: Ohhhhh!
Because, the Rock knows that those three like to share some funny stuff with each other,just like cheech 'n chong like to do! i mean,what are they? Chimneys?!
Crowd:Hahahahaha!
Don't laugh about the Rock's jokes!
crowd:
and let the Rock tell you this, The Rock was thinking,who is that Roody-Poo Rey Mysterio?
JBL:now that's not nice... Crowd:hahahahaha!
I mean,The Rock can just go sit on him,so he can get a very easy victory over that jabroni!
JR:Mah goodness...
So Rey,The Rock suggests that you should come out here before The Rock will take you down to Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel!
TBC:REY
Last edited by Rock/Styles on Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:48 am; edited 1 time in total
Taker/Hornswoggle
Posts : 40 Join date : 2012-09-19
Subject: Re: Calling Out Mysterio...... Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:42 am
JR:And here comes the master of the 61...Wait! That's not Rey! Cole:Nope, it's Hornswoggle! This is degrading the perfectly fine image of Rey Mysterio! Jerry Lawler: Shut up Cole.
Hornswoggle comes out on stage wearing a Rey Mysterio mask, and imitates Rey's entrance before running down to the ring. 'Rey' grabs a mic and yells...
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA BOOYAKA!
The crowd laughs at this display. Rock then begins to talk to midget Rey(even though Rey is a midget as well) as if it were Rey Mysterio...
TBC:Rock
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Posts : 185 Join date : 2012-07-30
Subject: Re: Calling Out Mysterio...... Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:37 am
Hello Rey you small jabroni! The Rock always thought that you would be bigger in real life! and look at you! at least half an inch tall!
crowd: Booooo
JR:Mah gawd,that's just disrespectful towards Rey mysterio... JBL:Despicable... just despicable...
Hah hah hah,and you know what ReyRey?
'Rey Hornswoggle' looks at Rock and then suddenly starts running around Rock for no reason
The Rock says if you don't stop running rounds around the great one, The Rock will take this microphone, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
Suddenly the Rock drops his mic and starts stomping away on a defenseless Hornswoggle for no reason, the crowd goes completely mad at Rock because of his attack on Swoggle
off mic the rock says :The Rock says he's whooping your candy ass!
Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:27 am by hateiell
